Its an unspoken rule: You just dont mess with Angelina Jolie. However, if anyone can then it HAS GOT TO BE - The (In) Glourious Mallika Sherawat (known as of now on)…

Heres why…

At the LA premiere of Inglourious Basterds, there was Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Diance Kruger, Sarah Silverman, Quentin Tarantino and our very own Mizz M….

As expected, Angie looks nice, I mean she could have done better than this dress from Micheal Kors (who I despise) but since shes A. Jolie, she gets to wear whatever she wants…. i.e. Brad Pitt + anything Black.

Hmm, but I never thought I’d say these words ….

“MOVE OVER ANGIE, COZ hereee comes Mizz M”….!!!

Well folks, hold on to your breath (and other things) …..

Taking away ALL ATTENTION from Angie, Mallika strutted her stuff, showing confidence (God knows where she gets hers from) like a whale in whats-known-as-a-”Gown” designed by Lingerie Giant, Fredericks of Hollywood.

Who the Hell wears Fredericks on the street??? And why did she choose this nasty piece … Oh wait, I know… Mallika is so used to wearing crap from Anita Dongre’s house of NO-style, that this outfit is probably DECENT comparitively!

However for $50 odd bucks, she could have worn the LBD on the left or the one on the right for $29 in case the economy is a reason for keeping wallets closed…

Yes Yessssss its tacky… But ya know what? Its GENIUS too! Now, shes totally GOT the attention of the whole wide world JUST LIKE she wanted…Her marketing skills (i.e. marketing herself) are sooo goddam GOOD that the next time I take one of those classes, I will request her as my proffessor…LOL… Ok maybe not, but you get the point! xoxo

Pics courtesy: http://www.hollywood.com/