If you were Shirish Kunder’s size and had to be brawling with someone, who would you pick - Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan? Logic would say Shah Rukh Khan. Apparently, logic isn’t working for Shirish who has already been slapped around once by Shah Rukh. The tag line of Shirish’s latest movie ‘Joker’ reads “When ‘being human’ does not help, try being alien!” Some see this as a dig at Salman’s charity Being Human. Now, if Salman were to subscribe to this school of thought, we’d advise Shirish to run and hide or to get wife Farah Khan to start planning appeasement measures, coz it ain’t gonna be pretty.